The Confessional
By: portajon	Published: 03/20/2002
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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LOL! (0 replies) started by sassygal (03.22.2002 1:55:51 PM EST) I suppose he was too drunk to notice there was no hole in the seat? Drunk or not.. feeling it pushing back would have been a good clue that I was in he wrong place.. hahaha!

Hahahahahaha (0 replies) started by kweenbee (03.20.2002 12:11:52 PM EST) LMFAO@Roger. ^5 Porta Love the country, live to pee outside!

A Classic (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (03.20.2002 7:16:38 AM EST) And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.

Payback ! (0 replies) started by marvin (03.20.2002 3:01:10 AM EST) for all the shit they shove into your brains !

I did this (0 replies) started by roger (03.20.2002 0:31:12 AM EST) In J.C. Penney's once. A friend and I were trying on Sport coats.. there were about 6 stalls in the dressing room, 3 of which were occupied. I yelled down to my buddy, "Hey Jesse, you got any toilet paper down there?" True story and I wasn't drunk Just protecting my sheep

You know, my son, (0 replies)   started by willi (03.20.2002 0:30:47 AM EST) most people come here to cleanse their souls, but in your case I'll ask the good lord to cleanse your ass. If that don't work, there's some missalettes in the pews that you can put to good use!

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