Pope's Wishes
By: MissPK	Published: 04/19/2001
The Pope was very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of whom could not figure out how to cure him. Finally, an old Jewish physician stated that he could figure it out. After about an hour long examination, he came out and told the Cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex. Well, this was not good news to the Cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope with the doctor and explained the situation. After some thought, the Pope stated, "I agree, but under four conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an uproar. Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four conditions?" The room stilled. There was a long pause... The Pope replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex." "Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex." "Third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one." After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth condition?" "Big breasts." replied the Pope. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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gay joke! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.30.2001 5:18:28 PM EST) fucking gay

Hahahahahahe (0 replies) started by sted5 (04.22.2001 11:58:09 PM EST) The Pope --- my old mate the Pope he's always good for a joke!!

Big-a tits (0 replies) started by barney (04.20.2001 8:40:30 PM EST) I think that came from Cheech and Chong. barney

Haha! (0 replies) started by kweenbee (04.19.2001 9:01:39 PM EST) Great post, MissPK!

I have liked this joke (0 replies) started by zyxwv (04.19.2001 1:34:38 PM EST) each of the times it has shown up on this site. The artist formerly known as "Anonymous Frog"

Classic (0 replies) started by 107227 (04.19.2001 12:05:41 PM EST) I haven't heard that joke in years. Brings back fond memories (alright they really aren't all that fond) of catholic school.

two words... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.19.2001 7:06:59 AM EST) Yo Mama, That deaf, dumb and blind girl - sure plays a mean pinball.

one word... (0 replies) started by oxbrain (04.19.2001 1:58:03 AM EST) inflatable... "It ain't imoral if it's only oral"

Not me then (0 replies)   started by queenk (04.19.2001 0:42:05 AM EST) I can't be the one to have sex with him. Of course that's because I am way too smart for him. Love yourself.... at least 3 times a day.

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