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The Long Term Patient

By: damselPublished: 01/16/2004
 
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A new patient walked into a psychiatrist's office and settled down on the couch for this first therapy session.

When he was comfortably seated, the doctor said, "Well, I'm not really aware of your problem, so maybe you should start at the very beginning."

"Okay," the patient replied. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.16.2004 10:49:49 PM EST)

    pretty good...

    that was funnyy (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (01.16.2004 3:32:20 PM EST)


    reminds me of my mother inlaw


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    LMAO2! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.16.2004 12:55:52 PM EST)


    Wait till the tabloids find out Hillary is seeing a shrink.

    Great joke, Damsel! Thanks. It's good to see you around.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    well (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (01.16.2004 12:03:45 PM EST)

    at least the shrink is getting paid by the hour

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    started by thecritic
    (01.16.2004 0:34:41 AM EST)


    I wasn't expecting that answer.

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