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 The Pope's Message | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 12/06/2000 | | |  |
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This guy goes to see the Pope as he was visiting Europe. There is a huge crowd of people there, but he manages to get through.
He watches as the Pope stops every once in a while to whisper something in a their ears. He was dressed in his best suit because he really wanted the Pope to talk to him but, as the Pope came up to him, he walked right by and stopped by a guy near him who was homeless and dressed in rags.
So, the man says to himself, "I know why he stopped at him, he's homeless!" So the man pays the homeless guy 50 dollars to use his clothes and he goes back the next day.
Well, this time the Pope stopped at him, leaned over, and whispered, "I thought I told you to get out of here yesterday!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Hey wait a minute...
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.07.2000 2:31:56 PM EST)
Has anyone noticed how Robnoxious is starting to look a little bit like Dilbert?
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wow
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cspimp
(12.06.2000 5:36:17 PM EST)
i dont think i've ever had a greater desier to kill myself than after reading this jokeKill whitey!!!!!!
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dumb
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.06.2000 0:39:37 AM EST)
if you need more of a definition, plz refer to title.
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