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 Using The Car | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/08/1999 | | |  |
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his
father, who was a minister, if they
could discuss the use of
the car.
His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a
deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a
little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father
if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the
father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud
of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your
Bible
diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've
been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses
had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long
hair...."
To which his father replied, "Yes, and they *walked* every where
they went!"
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