Test Of Purity
By: Robnoxious	Published: 09/28/2000
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude woman danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates. They were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell. And when he did that the bells on all the other other priests went off. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hey qweer: (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.29.2000 9:13:11 AM EST) "this [is] way gay" -- Yeah, that was the whole point of the joke: The other preists were gay. You don't understand, do you?

HAHAHAHAHA. (0 replies) started by OneEyedDick (09.29.2000 6:05:59 AM EST) Good one!

gay (0 replies) started by qweer (09.28.2000 8:40:45 PM EST) this way gay.

Ha! (0 replies) started by alfspin (09.28.2000 7:20:31 PM EST) Now this is funny! Alf is in Da' House!

true true (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (09.28.2000 11:29:28 AM EST) just ask any alter boy

It's a ring-a-ding-dong-dandy!! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (09.28.2000 11:13:52 AM EST) (If you've ever seen Stampede Wrestling - which doesn't exist anymore - you'd understand what I said.) The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

same old same old (0 replies) started by pumical (09.28.2000 10:37:00 AM EST) same old same old

Good one... (0 replies) started by oliverclozoff (09.28.2000 2:51:03 AM EST) ...they ought to do the test with alter boys. Take time to stop and smell the panties.

LMFAO!! awesome awesome joke! (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (09.28.2000 0:30:18 AM EST) and NEW!! mad phat pr0ps to Rob, hahahahehehehhohohoho "How would life be if the world smoked weed, guaranteed there'd be peace not greed, we're safe as hell, livin' in a cell, legalize the planet, only time will tell..."

the modern (0 replies)   started by donut38 (09.28.2000 0:10:34 AM EST) gay church

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