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#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1500 eggs per day.
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 Don't Drink the Holy Water! | | By: Unknown | Published: 03/02/1999 | | |  |
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Three men die and go to heaven. The first one approached
St.Peter and the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What has
been your worst sin, my son?"
The man replies, "I murdered
a man."
St.Peter orders him to take a drink of the holy water, and then allows him into heaven. The second man approaches St.Peter, who again asks him, "What has been your worst sin, my son?"
The man answers, "I cheated on my wife with my 20-year-old secretary."
St.Peter orders him to take a drink of the holy water and allows him into heaven. Finally, the third man reached St.Peter, and St.Peter asks him, "What has been your worst sin, my son?"
The man replies, "I peed in the holy water!"
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