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"We've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them, and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
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"I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."
— Nancy Reagan, former First Lady, when asked a political question while at a "Just Say No" r"Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
— Accused thief who undertook his own defense at his trial, to his alleged victim, as reported in the National Review
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#50 Mosquitos have 47 teeth.
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... is so fat, She bungee jumped and went straight to hell!
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Q. Why does the mexican olympic team suck?
A. Everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the US
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 Turning a Trick Phrase... | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 02/16/2000 | | |  |
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them
they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
"JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop: "How come you don't stop
them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their
sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their
sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their
car again. Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up
with them when he noticed the new sign which read:
"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
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