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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
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"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
— Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins. (1991)
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#158 The first MTV video was "Video Killed the Radio Star," by the Buggles.
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is so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
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Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
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 Noah's arc | | By: skinnydog | Published: 05/01/2000 | | |  |
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When Noah made the arc, he told the animals to go out and
reproduce but that the couples had to of different species.
He was supervising and saw a dog having sex with a monkey and
thought "this is gonna be one of the rarest species ever: a dog
that climbs trees"
Then he saw a turtle and a cheetah mating and said "out of this
two is gonna come out the fastest turtle on earth"
Then he saw something strange: he saw a horse with a condom.
Angrily, he asked the horse "didnt i told to go out and
reproduce?"
"Yes" said the horse.
"So what are you doing with a condom on boy?"
"Are you blind?" retorted the horse, "this is miss snake. She's
giving me a blow job"
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...the worst joke I ever TRIED to read. Bad grammer killed it.bb
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