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 A way of the hand | | By: Anonymous | Published: 12/17/1999 | | |  |
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The Pope and the Queen of England are addressing a joint
Anglican/Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords. The
crowd is huge. Her Majesty and His Holiness cannot help but
feel a little rivalry, both being heads of states and churches
and all.
The Queen said to the Pope, "Did you know that, with just one
little wave of my hand, I can make every English person in the
crowd go wild?" The Pope looked doubtful, so she showed him.
Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicited rapture and
cheering from every English man, woman, and child in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsided.
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse
frock and hat than he, considered thoughtfully and then said to
the Queen, "Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know
that, with one little wave of MY hand, I can make every Irish
person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy willnot be a
momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep
into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day to
their grandchildren and they to their descendants."
The Queen seriously doubted this, and said so, "One little wave
of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show
me."
So, he slapped the Queen in the face...
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if only the pope kicked that much ass..."They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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