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 Rumors | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/05/1999 | | |  |
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Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the "Bible
Belt," there lived a Baptist minister with a very large
congregation.
One morning, after a particularly moving sermon,
he announced, "Friends I have been hearing very nasty rumors!"
The crowd fell into an expectant silence. The Minister
continued, "One of you, here among us, has been reporting that I
am a member of the dreaded "Klu Klux Klan." This, of course, is
not true! I am asking that the guilty party confess and
apologize now - right here--before my flock of loyal followers."
Sister Margaret quickly stood up and pleaded, "Preacher,
please,
I don't know how this all came to be. I just mentioned to one of
my close friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
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