A Jewish family was considering putting their grandfather
in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities were
completely full so they had to put him in a Catholic home.
After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to
visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.
"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful," said grandpa.
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the
wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here," grandpa said with a big smile.
"There's a musician here -- he's 85 years old. He hasn't
played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him
'Maestro'! And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He
hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone
still calls him 'Doctor'! And me, I haven't had sex for 30
years and they still call me 'the F*cking Jew'."
Love the country, live to pee outside!
