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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"After making love I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'"
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#228 THere is a town in South Dakota named 'Tea'.
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so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 Answered Prayers | | By: obxbeachbum | Published: 08/08/2007 | | |  |
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A woman had a female parrot which kept saying: 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'
She was frantic, so she went to her Pastor to find a solution to the problem.
The Pastor said, 'Bring your bird to my house. I have two male parrots who read the bible and pray all the time. They will be a good influence on her.'
So, the woman brought the parrot to his house and put her parrot into the cage with the two male birds.
She squawked, 'Hello, I am very horny. Do you want to have some fun?'
One male parrot looked at the other one and said, 'Put away the Bible, Fred, our prayers have been answered.' Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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