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"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order - order out of chaos. But we will." - Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003
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"Give me $418 - and no ones."
— bank robber in Dundalk, Maryland, to a bank teller
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Q. What is long and hard; has a hole at the tip and when inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole, can make you feel better?
A. A Vicks Inhaler
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...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.13.2000 4:25:25 AM EST)
that wasn't funny....
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what's this i hear
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.26.2000 9:50:45 PM EST)
"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a
> way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and
> you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love
> I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail."
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yes
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started by
rook30505
(07.26.2000 1:09:45 AM EST)
all that for a pin prickSpank my ass!
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