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By: rachelbabylonPublished: 05/10/2003
 
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Three clerics were asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"

Episcopal Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Catholic Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was an excellent teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples' lives."

Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving.'"

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.11.2003 11:03:20 PM EST)


    Now THAT was funny


    Just protecting my sheep
    I don't want to be moving (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.10.2003 10:40:28 AM EST)

    when I'm cremated !

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    started by bigjohn2
    (05.10.2003 9:54:37 AM EST)

    I would say.....hahahahahaha good one

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