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By: rachelbabylonPublished: 05/10/2003
 
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Three clerics were asked, "When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"

Episcopal Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Catholic Priest: "I would like to hear them say that I was an excellent teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples' lives."

Rabbi: "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving.'"

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    Title: I don't want to be moving
    By: marvin
    Date: 05.10.2003 10:40 AM EST

    when I'm cremated !

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

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    when I'm cremated !

    Kiss My Ass ;-)


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