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 Jonah and the Whale | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 05/26/1999 | | |  |
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A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the
preschool Sunday School
classroom between Sunday School and
worship, waiting for her parents to come and pick her up for
"big church." The pastor noticed that she clutched a big
storybook under her arms with the obvious title, "Jonah and the
Whale."
Feeling a little pernicious, he knelt down beside the little
girl and began a conversation. "What's that you have in your
hand?", he asked.
"This is my storybook about Jonah and the Whale," she
answered.
"Tell me something, little girl," he
continued, "do you believe
that story about Jonah and that whale to be the truth?"
The little girl implored, "Why of course I believe this story to
be the truth!"
He inquired further, "You really believe that a man can be
swallowed up by a big whale, stay inside him all that time, and
come out of there still alive and OK? You really believe all
that can be true?"
She declared, "Absolutely, this story is in the Bible and we
studied about it in Sunday School
today!"
Then the pastor asked, "Well, little girl, can you prove to me
that this story is the truth?"
She thought for a moment and then said, "Well, when I get to
Heaven, I'll ask Jonah."
The pastor then asked, "Well, what if Jonah's not in Heaven?"
She then put her hands on her little hips and sternly declared,
"Then YOU can ask him!"
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