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the parrot & the preacher

By: cowboy_xPublished: 02/20/2000
 
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A guy buys a parrot & wants to teach it to talk so he takes it with him where ever he goes.

The first day he takes it fishing, when his buddy catches a fish a says "bring him up, bring him up".

The next day he sees a little old lady and her cat is in a tree and she says "bring him down, bring him down".

The third day he goes to a fair and one of the carnies says "hit the big one win a prize".

The next day he takes the parrot to church with him, the preacher says "god is up in heaven" bring him down,bring him down. says the parrot.

Then the preacher says " the devil is down in hell". "bring him up, bring him up" says the parrot.

The preacher is getting pretty upset at the parrot and he throws a book at the parrot but he misses and hits a fat lady behind the parrot. "hit the big one win a prize" says the parrot.

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