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Gynecologist's Assistant
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown ...
Published : 11.13.2009
Rate: 4.00
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A Whopping Baby Boy
An LSU fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Louisiana baby boy weighing 25 pounds...
Published : 09.27.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Secret Surgery
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 08.11.2009
Rate: 4.00
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Woodpecker Bragging Rights
A Texas woodpecker and a New Mexico woodpecker were ...
Published : 03.05.2009
Rate: 4.09
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Most Foul Nastiest Joke I Know (you Are Warned)
An Arkansas girl asks her Dad to use the car.
He ...
Published : 01.07.2009
Rate: 4.09
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Flat Belly
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 11.15.2008
Rate: 2.88
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Wife In a Coma
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath .One of them was washing her private area and noticed a slight response whenever she touched her there ...
Published : 10.29.2008
Rate: 2.67
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Abe Lincoln
A man wearing a stovepipe hat, a fake beard, and a ...
Published : 10.10.2008
Rate: 3.62
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The Urinal Is Too High
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by ...
Published : 10.03.2008
Rate: 3.83
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MY NEXT LIFE By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 09.23.2008
Rate: 1.77
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Billy Bob
In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's ...
Published : 08.18.2008
Rate: 1.92
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Your Daughter Is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked ...
Published : 08.17.2008
Rate: 2.46
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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.07.2008
Rate: 3.73
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I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.04.2008
Rate: 3.73
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The Pill
A rancher goes to the bank to borrow money to buy ...
Published : 05.26.2008
Rate: 3.71
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Two Old Guys Comparing, Um, Well, You Decide...
Two old guys are sitting in a bar when the first one ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.01.2008
Rate: 3.53
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Priorities Change As We Age
As we age, our priorities change ...
Published : 04.08.2008
Rate: 3.73
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Beer And Mowing The Lawn
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, ...
Published : 03.30.2008
Rate: 2.76
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Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear Connie, I know the counselor said we shouldn't ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.19.2008
Rate: 3.75
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Time To Do The Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Published : 03.03.2008
Rate: 3.73
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After 25 Years
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
Published : 03.02.2008
Rate: 3.73
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It's Go Time
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting.
Published : 03.01.2008
Rate: 3.73
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Sex Education
Coming through the door after school one day, Little ...
Published : 01.13.2008
Rate: 2.89
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The Offer
A man on a business trip went to a singles bar, approached ...
Published : 01.03.2008
Rate: 3.71
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My First Condom
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or ...
Published : 01.01.2008
Rate: 3.71
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What a Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
Published : 11.30.2007
Rate: 3.73
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What a Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
Published : 11.29.2007
Rate: 3.73
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Still Not Hungry??
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon ...
Published : 11.26.2007
Rate: 2.95
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What A Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path ...
Published : 11.25.2007
Rate: 3.13
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A Wise Old Man
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend ...
Published : 09.14.2007
Rate: 1.83
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