A man is driving down the road and sees a nun hitchhiking in
the rain. He pulls his car over and offers the nun a ride.
The nun appears very grateful and
says, "Thank you for giving
me a ride, I wish there was some way to repay you for your
kindness."
The man, feeling a bit amorous, tells her,"Well actually, I'm kind
of a lonely guy, and, well, you could repay me with a little bit of
sex."
The nun then answers, "Well you were very kind to offer me a ride,
but I must retain my vow of celibacy, so would you mind if I
performed oral sex instead?"
The man agrees and upon completion of the deed he tells the
nun, "I have a confession to make,
I am a married man and I
have just committed adultery."
The nun replies, "That's OK, I have a confession to make, too.
My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."
