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Lucky Leprechaun

By: SunshinePublished: 03/07/1999
 
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One day a guy walks into the mens restroom to pee. When he gets to the urinal, he sees this leprechaun peeing next to him with a ten foot long dick. The man says, "DAMN!!! That must be at least 10 feet long!!"

The leprechaun replies, "Ay, it is son. Would you like one like this?"

The man says, "Sure! I'd do anything to have a dick that long."

So the leprechaun says, "Well, if you give me a blow job, you can have it!"

The guy thinks about it for a few minutes, and decides to go for it. So he gives the leprechaun a blow job. Then when they are all through, the leprechaun says, "Aren't you a wee bit old to be believing in leprechaun?"

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    sucks (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.07.2001 5:09:36 PM EST)

    to be that guy

    We're going to infest

    ew (0 replies)  
    started by 1111111
    (03.07.2001 1:11:05 AM EST)

    heheh

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