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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." - Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
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Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
— Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
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#134 An ant can lift 50 times its own weight.
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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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 Truck Trouble | | By: Laura | Published: 03/24/1999 | | |  |
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A man is told by his doctor that masturbating before sex often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"
He spent the rest of the day thinking about
where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too
open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally,
he realized his solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the
highway.He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the
truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to
masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the
bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes
shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going
on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too
while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5
minutes ago.
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