"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to.
A man goes to an old lady's house and says he needs some shelter. So she put him in the bathroom.
This man hated the color gray. There were gray pants in the bathroom on the shower door. He pulled them down and hid them in the
corner behind the toilet.
The next night he went to the old lady and asked for another place to stay, so he put him in the closet. A cat was in there and it was gray. So he shaved all of the hair off the cat.
The next night he went to the lady and asked for another place to stay and she put him in the barn. There was a grey donkey in there. He painted the donkey black and then left.
The next day the lady found out about everything and called 911. When the officer answered she said,
"Officer, officer, this man came to my house and pulled down my pants, shaved my pussy, and painted my ass."
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good laugh
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tigerguymg
(06.21.2000 4:30:36 PM EST)
enjoyed the joke good one
thank you
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