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Explaining Sex

By: LauraPublished: 04/22/1999
 
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A mom is explaing sex to her young son. She says:

"Son a man has a penis, and a women has a vagina. Put the penis in the vagina and you make love, have sex and make babies."

The son says, "That's ok and everything mom, but I was walking past your bedroom door the other night and daddy's penis was in your mouth. What does that make?"

"Well son," the mom says, "that makes jewlery!"

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    I just wanted the trophy. (0 replies)  
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (04.19.2001 1:29:02 PM EST)

    The joke's corny but the trophy is always nice.

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