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The other cowboy asks what the position
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panties anyone
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 1:56:27 PM EST)
A little girl that attended a christian school came home from school one day with some ice cream. Her mom asked where she got the money to buy the ice cream. She said that the little boys from school gave it to her for climbing a tree. Her mom told her not to be doing that anymore because those boys were looking up her dress at her panties. So, the next day she came home from school and had some more ice cream. Her mom said I thought I told you not to be doing that anymore. She answered but momma I tricked them boys this time. I took my panties off before I climbed that tree!
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