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"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs."
— Mickey Rourke, describing what he wants in a woman
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#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
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is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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 Shake It | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 09/28/1999 | | |  |
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A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date
and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a
nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a
secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty
excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him,
saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way.
"Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she
screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!"
He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done
that," she says. "What do I have to do?"
"Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used
to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She
nods. "Well, it's just like that."
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking
it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest,
his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows
out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
What's wrong?!" she cries out.
"Take your thumb off the end!!"
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