A young couple decided to get married. After the wedding they
left for their honeymoon.
While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having
sex.
She asks, "What are they doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having
sex.
Again the bride asks, "What are they doing honey?"
The husband answers, "They're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washes up and
goes to bed.
When they got in the bed, they started to explore each other's
body.
The bride discovers her husband's penis. "What is that?" she
asks.
"That is my rope," he answers.
She slides her hands down further and gasps, "What are
those?"
"They are my knots," he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. Then the bride says,
"Stop honey, wait a minute!"
Her husband asks, "What's the matter honey?
"The bride replies, "Undo the knots and give me more rope!"
