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A Good Date

By: LolitaPublished: 11/01/1998
 
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Three female roomates were comparing dates, having all arrived home at the same time.

The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one said, " No, you know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck. "Now THAT'S a good date!"

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THAT'S MY KIND OF WOMAN!

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