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The Eternal Quesion

By: NoodlePublished: 10/29/1999
 
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A chicken and an egg are sitting in bed together. The chicken is smoking a ciggarette with a smug self satisfied grin on his face. The egg however is looking quite put out.

The egg says then, to no-one in particular "Well, I guess we answered that question."

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duuuummm (0 replies)
started by bear5685
(01.28.2001 1:33:30 AM EST)

is that meant to b a chicken or a rooster?

Heh heh... (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:31:35 PM EST)

You know, that was a pretty funny joke. But... how is that possible?

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What the hell....? (0 replies)  
started by mizike
(10.29.2000 0:17:49 AM EST)

That was stoooooopid.
"I need more dank after that stupid experiance"

I think I'm gonna puke...

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