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The Old Man

By: NoodlePublished: 11/01/1999
 
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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THE ONE THING I`VE LEARNED (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.01.2000 3:34:52 PM EST)

IS THAT YOU CAN GO BACK BUT IT`S NEVER THE SAME

heh heh (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.01.2000 2:19:54 AM EST)

Funny, because I want to do that to my girlfriend.

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

first?!?!?!? (0 replies)  
started by nonstick
(10.31.2000 4:10:58 PM EST)

big friggin deal.

huh?

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