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 The Old Man | | By: Noodle | Published: 11/01/1999 | | |  |
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th
anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical
evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you
first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going
through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck
your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What
are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a
pretty good job."
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heh heh
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started by
yusaku999
(11.01.2000 2:19:54 AM EST)
Funny, because I want to do that to my girlfriend. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
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