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 Tarzan and Jane | | By: Noodle | Published: 11/02/1999 | | |  |
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Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes
in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search
of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a
clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a
jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick
in the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
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old
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ldhennessy
(04.28.2001 3:26:01 PM EST)
This is an oldie but a goodie!
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funny
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Jezikas69
(04.22.2001 9:28:13 PM EST)
i think this is very funny. heheheheheheheheheheheheh Hello my name is Abby.
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Eeewww
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.24.2001 8:52:47 PM EST)
Oh my geez! That was sick! But funny, but it was still really digusting!
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