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 Baby elephant trunk | | By: Mike Anderson | Published: 11/03/1999 | | |  |
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A man is having trouble getting it up again, when his fiance
suggests that he see a specialist. She tells him there's no
way she'll marry him unless he does something about his
erectile disfunction.
The man agrees, and sees one of the most respected doctors in
the field, who says that he is the perfect candidate for a new
treatment that has been getting rave reviews in Europe. "We
take the trunk muscle from a baby elephant," said the
doctor, "and implant it directly into the base of your penis.
It works really well, and doesn't hurt the elephant at all."
Upon hearing that it is an outpatient procedure, he agrees to
undergo the surgery the next week.
All goes well, and three weeks later, feels ready to try it
out. He and his fiance go to dinner at a very nice, expensive
restaurant in order to make the evening as romantic as
possible. Halfway through dinner, his penis reaches up, grabs
a roll, and disappears back under the table.
His fiance is amazed, and says "My god, honey, that was
incredible! Can you do it again?"
He replies, "Probably, but I don't think my ass could take
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(09.28.2001 1:38:08 AM EST)
What Mike Anderson posted this? I know a guy with that name (does the word "Keith" mean anything to you?)
If it does contact my personal page and let me know.belle and sebastian
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