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Gay Frogs

By: Ellen DegeneratePublished: 01/01/2000
 
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Wow! You really do taste like chicken.

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    Aguilera Sucks! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.08.2001 8:14:01 PM EST)

    If all women looked like Christina Aguilera, all men should look like Brad Pitt.

    MY FIRST TROPHY! (0 replies)  
    started by ILoveFineWomen
    (01.11.2001 11:07:49 PM EST)

    JUST FIGURED I'D SNATCH THE TROPHY FOR THIS JOKE BECAUSE IT HAS THE WORD LESBIAN IN IT. OTHERWISE, THE JOKE SUCKS!

    IF ALL WOMEN LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINA AGUILERA, THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER, SEXIER PLACE! WHAT I WOULDN'T DO FOR A "GENIE IN A BOTTLE" RIGHT NOW!!!! MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR.

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