The Horny Gorilla
By: Seaweedy	Published: 08/27/2000
A gorilla is walking through the jungle. He parts the bushes by the watering hole and sees a lion taking a drink of water with his butt sticking up in the air. So the gorilla thinks to himself, "Wouldn't it be funny if I snuck up behind the "King of the jungle" and slipped him the old sausage?" So the gorilla sneaks up behind the lion, grabs him by the hips, and starts pumping him in the butt as hard as he can. Then he pulls out and runs away, laughing his ass off. The lion, however, doesn't think it's so funny. He lets out a mighty roar and takes off after the gorilla. Now, the gorilla can't run very fast and the lion is catching up with him, so he ducks into a campsite, pulls some safari duds off the clothesline, puts them on, picks up a newspaper and sits down by the fire, holding the paper up to hide his face. Just then, the lion comes busting through the jungle. "HEY, YOU!" he says, "DID YOU JUST SEE A BIG GORILLA COME RUNNING THROUGH HERE?" The gorilla starts shaking behing the paper. "Um - do you m-mean the one that j-just s-s-screwed you in the a-a-aass?" The lion sits up with a start and says: "Jeez! You mean it's in the fucking newspapers already?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Lame (0 replies) started by DarkMaverick (08.28.2000 10:59:43 PM EST) Thats pretty lame If you put all the women of earth and put them in one place they still won't even outsmart one man

You know... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.28.2000 4:21:08 PM EST) The joke went downhill right at the part where the gorilla is putting on the clothes. No, wait, it started going downhill at the part where the gorilla is taking a walk in the jungle.

now that (0 replies) started by beaudiablo (08.28.2000 1:59:40 PM EST) is a cat lover if I ever saw one

Hmmm... (0 replies) started by GFish (08.27.2000 2:05:47 PM EST) That was a cartoon on OPS.ru, not a joke. By the way OPS is a Russian site, you'll never get laughs unless you're fluent in Russian.

I guess (1 reply) started by Lauryn (08.27.2000 1:28:29 AM EST) it was funny...I'll tell ya in a bit, oh by the way..DarkCcret is cool, if anyone wants my opinion. Probably not though. Now I know how far you'd go to be the next freak show American psycho.

first (0 replies)   started by DarkCcret (08.27.2000 0:05:26 AM EST) haha! Just Fear me, Love me, Do what I say, and I will be your slave.

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