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"I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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"My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I canask him what he meant."
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#213 The largest ball of twine in the US weighs over 17,000 pounds.
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so ugly she puts on her makeup in the dark!
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Q: How is a woman like a laxative?
A: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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 Surfside Sex... | | By: DirkSteele | Published: 02/01/2000 | | |  |
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Two elderly ladies, Sophie and Sadie were visiting each other
at a Miami beachfront condominium.
Sadie asks, "So, what are you doing for excitement these days?"
Sophie replies, "Oh, I watch the soap operas and the talk shows
on TV. There's nothing else. How about you? What do you do for
excitement?"
Sadie answers, "What can one do these days? Not much.. Once in
a while I suck on a LifeSaver."
Sophie says, "My, my aren't you lucky to live so close to the
beach!"
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Hey Anonymous
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noliejames
(02.01.2001 12:01:00 PM EST)
Shut the fuck up. Why don't you actually sign in, and submit your own jokes if you're so freakin funny, huh?-Nolie-
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Why bring back this crap?
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.01.2001 11:43:52 AM EST)
This joke sucks penis! DirkSteele need to receive a funny bone transplant and a sex change.
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