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 The Beat Goes On | | By: Dirk Steele | Published: 02/04/2000 | | |  |
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Either you'll get this one or you won't and you'll hate
it.
John and Mary, both elderly residents at a retirement home,
began to get pretty friendly and enjoyed each other's company.
After about three weeks of getting to know each other, John
said: "I know we are both old and can't do much sexually any
more, but if I pulled out my penis, would you hold it?"
Mary didn't see anything wrong with that, so she agreed.
Every day for the next month the couple would sit outside in
the park by the lake and Mary would hold John's penis.
One day John didn't show up at their regular meeting place.
Mary became concerned and set out to search for him. Further
down the shore Mary spotted John sitting on a bench with
another woman beside him.
She quickly walked up to the bench, only to find the old man's
penis in the other woman's hand.
This upset her very much and she yelled at John: "We've been
together for two months now. I thought we were getting along
just fine. Now I find you here with this other woman. What does
she have that I don't?"
A slight smile curled on John's face as he
replied: "Parkinson's."
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