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 Going in and out of puddles | | By: Kitten | Published: 03/12/2000 | | |  |
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A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain,
when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover,
she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of
them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first
dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually
answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in
and out of puddles."
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog.
"And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog
answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in
and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let
me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great
day going in and out of puddles."
"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an
awful day."
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