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 Human Emotion Party | | By: Man With 1 Joke | Published: 03/16/2000 | | |  |
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A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people,
telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts
"Themed Party Come as a Human Emotion".
On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he
opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the
letters
N and V painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow,
great
outfit, what emotion have you come as?" and the guy says,
"I'm green with envy". The host replies, "Brilliant, come on
in and have a drink".
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking
with a
feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to
this
woman "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And
she
replies, "I'm tickled pink". The host says, "I love it, come
on in and
join the party".
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time, and the host opens the door to see two guys from New
York, stark
naked, with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other
with his
penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and
says, "Gee, guys,
what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for
standing like
that out here in the street. What emotion is this supposed to
be?"
The first guy replies, "Well, I'm fucking discustad, and my
friend here has come in dispair."
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what
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.16.2001 8:42:43 PM EST)
what the hell was that
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not bad
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started by
Bartimus
(09.04.2000 12:25:02 PM EST)
for emotions
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