There was this man named Jim who had a real beautiful wife who
was addicted to sex. Jim always fulfilled her sexual needs but
one week he had to go out of town for business. Jim knew that
if he left her alone she would cheat on him so he wanted to get
her a real good dildo so she wouldnt cheat on him.
Jim went to
the sex shop to find one and the man at the counter said, "I
think I have just the thing for you." He took out a box and
opened it.
To Jim it looked like an ordinary dildo but then
the the man at the counter said, "Voodoo dick wall." The dildo
flew out of the box and started humping the wall so hard that
it almost went through it.
The cashier then said, "Voodoo dick
return", and it went back in the box. Jim bought it and went
home. When he got home he said, "Honey I have a present for
you!" She came out of her room and he said, "Watch this.
Voodoo dick wall." The dildo started humping the wall just
like at the store. Then he said "Voodoo dick pussy", and it
went right for his wife's pussy. His wife was enjoying it so
much that Jim knew he didn't have to worry about her cheating.
Jim's wife was still using the dildo when he left, and about
three hours later she finally got bored with it and tried to
take it out. That was when she realized that he never taught her
how to take it out.
She tried all sorts of commands but none
of them were right. She finally got desperate and decided to
go to the hospital. She put on her robe and started driving to
the hospital.
The voodoo dick was still going strong and when
she was driving she was swerving all over the road. Finally a
cop pulled her over.
The cop came to her window and said, "Why
were you driving all over the road?" The lady said, "I don't
think you would understand." The cop said, "Try me." She said
, "Well officer, I have a voodoo dick in my pussy." The cop
said, "Voodoo dick my ass!"
