"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.23.2001 9:51:06 PM EST)
seamon come out ass?
What the hell
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107227
(03.20.2001 6:40:39 PM EST)
What the hell is seamon?
yeah well im 2nd
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.03.2000 1:03:29 AM EST)
i dont get it???
#1
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.24.2000 7:04:23 PM EST)
I AM #1, HA HA HA, I AM FIRST.
SUCKERS. OH, THE JOKE WAS ALRITE
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