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Two little boys

By: KittenPublished: 05/26/2000
 
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Two little boys are sitting in the living room watching TV with their Parents. The mother looks over at the father witha wink and a nod toward upstairs.. the father "gets" the message and they both get up and head towards the stairs. The mother turns back to the two boys and says, "We're going upstairs for a minute, you two stay here and watch TV, we'll be right back, OK ?

The two boys nod OK, and the parents take off upstairs.. The oldest of the two boys is old enough to know what's going on, and he tiptoes upstairs. At the top of the stairs, he peeks into his Mom and Dad's bedroom.

Back downstairs he goes, back to get his little brother.. "Come with me.", he says. And the two little boys tiptoe up the stairs. Halfway up, the older brother turns to his younger brother and says:

Now I want you to keep in mind, this is the same woman who used to bust our ass for sucking our thumb!!!!

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hi (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.10.2000 0:30:09 AM EST)

i like penis

I was telling this joke 2 years ago (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.16.2000 11:58:02 AM EST)

I was telling this joke 2 years ago tools

DrAcO 413 (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.31.2000 1:08:52 PM EST)

THATS PRETTY SICK BUT ITS COOL

eatshit@myass.fudge (0 replies)
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(05.28.2000 6:48:55 AM EST)

facal is an anti american prick NIN rules

Where's PK? (1 reply)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.26.2000 3:17:06 PM EST)

'cause I've got something to pacify you with... ;)

The Naked Canuck "I Am. Canadian!"

WASTE OF TIME (0 replies)
started by Patrick
(05.26.2000 9:17:25 AM EST)

Waste of time!!!

ho (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 8:15:08 AM EST)

first. i get it ha

Americans Are Chickenshits (4 replies)
started by lacal
(05.26.2000 7:50:09 AM EST)

no more firsts or seconds, nomore of seeing the grassroots rasicm sexism there is, just bullshit left. complain some more about lame replies and kick your fucking face in, you cocksucker. It's only comments about the aformentioned subjects that contain any intresting discussion, only issues of contention that are of any worth..i.e. rascism etc. americans(all colours) are chickenshits and don't deserve what they have.

this is week (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 1:11:48 AM EST)

am i 1,2 or 3rd haha

Second (0 replies)
started by somethingplease
(05.26.2000 1:10:30 AM EST)

Owned

" Trying is the first step towards failure." --Somethingplease

Ha HA? (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.26.2000 0:07:15 AM EST)

Hmmmmm.

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