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 Comparing Notes | | By: Anonymous | Published: 08/24/2000 | | |  |
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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation:
The pickle says: "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they sprinkle seasonings over me and
they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says: "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they slice me up and they put me over salad."
Penis says: "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy -- they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room, and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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I like food
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.13.2000 5:13:03 PM EST)
My penis is big
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ummm
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I'm offended
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.25.2000 10:11:47 AM EST)
As a penis, I take offense at this anti-penial joke.
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I heard this before...
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GFish
(08.24.2000 11:26:19 AM EST)
Only it was a carrot, a cabbage and a dick. The plastic bag was missing.
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