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Penial Enlargement

By: SeaweedyPublished: 08/20/2000
 
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One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters. She turned around and scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it and began class. The next day, she went into the room and she noticed in larger letters written across the board, the word 'PENIS.' Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's larger than the previous one. Finally one day, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words:

"Hey, teacher, don't you know he more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

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    well, uh... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.29.2000 9:24:00 AM EST)

    My tatoo says Oo but when you rub it it says "Ohio" :-(

    well (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.21.2000 4:00:10 PM EST)

    my tatoo also says Calif. but when you rub it it says California is full of Communist liberal idiot losers that have no clue what the Constitution means.

    Love your country,Question your government.

    Spell check! (1 reply)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 8:07:09 PM EST)

    I wish the fuckers who type these fucking jokes would use fucking spell check before they submit them in!

    Sounds like... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (08.20.2000 7:16:02 PM EST)


    ...the voice of experience.



    I love women. I think they should all be put over a pedestal.

    Yes, but... (0 replies)
    started by davel23
    (08.20.2000 4:15:10 PM EST)

    If it's IN your penis no one can see it, so what's the point?

    I have a tattoo in my (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.20.2000 0:10:01 AM EST)

    penis it says calia and when I rub it it says california

    Oldie but goodie (0 replies)  
    started by 1111111
    (08.20.2000 0:08:59 AM EST)

    bleh fuck the ppl who say they are first

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