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 The Art of Lovemaking | | By: taylor made | Published: 07/28/2000 | | |  |
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The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Newfie says, "Dat's nuttin buddy. When I finish doin my missus, I gets out of bed, walks over to da window and wipes me dick on the curtains. She hits da fuckin roof every time."
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