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Six Hours Of Monkey Love

By: AnonymousPublished: 10/02/2000
 
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Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection.

The gay men are fascinated by this.

One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop.

When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.

Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"

"AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."

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    Same Joke only re-done (0 replies)
    started by bgurss
    (04.15.2007 1:44:42 PM EST)

    At the Zoo was the same joke only done with 2 old ladys instaid. this one was a re-make for a gay guy.

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    FUBAR means... (0 replies)
    started by Gubbinz
    (10.10.2000 6:20:56 PM EST)

    FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

    FUBAR? (0 replies)
    started by roz
    (10.09.2000 9:19:53 PM EST)

    WHAT DOES FUBAR MEAN!?!?!

    wow... (0 replies)
    started by Albatros
    (10.03.2000 10:27:23 PM EST)

    sounds like a new attraction at the local zoo! they'll try anything to sell some tickets...



    This Place is FUBAR!

    Worst Pickup Line in a Gay Bar (0 replies)
    started by TheAdvisor
    (10.02.2000 11:18:38 PM EST)

    What's the most over used pickup line in a Gay Bar?

    "May I push in your stool ?"

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    Coco says sorry...... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (10.02.2000 8:48:22 PM EST)

    sorry, babe! Been busy picking and eating parasites off my cousin's back, been busy flingin' poo at my family and relatives. I promise I'll call you tomorrow!

    The biggest mistake (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.02.2000 3:07:43 PM EST)

    ...this site ever made was to allow assholes to put pictures in their 'signature'.

    monkey love (0 replies)
    started by plumdawgs
    (10.02.2000 12:14:10 PM EST)

    that's some red hot monkey lovin' all right. yeah, feel it. in the groove, makin the marks. oh yeah, you betta know it feels right.

    what... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (10.02.2000 2:05:47 AM EST)

    You never laugh manicaly(spelling?) while frying an egg?

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    uh.. (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (10.02.2000 1:23:24 AM EST)

    this was about as funny as a chicken fetus being cooked on a metallic surface on top of a coiled heated mass.... also known as frying an egg...

    alfspin is first to suck.. (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.02.2000 1:21:20 AM EST)

    or something like that, I forget what he said...heh


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG staring at the world and wondering why...

    Qh! (0 replies)  
    started by alfspin
    (10.02.2000 0:06:44 AM EST)

    THis SucKs! Oh by the way... first!

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