Confessions
By: VirtualJul	Published: 10/28/2000
Jim proposed to Sandy. Prior to accepting his proposal, Sandy decided to confess to her man that she had a childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease, as a child, that left her with breasts that stopped maturing at the age of 12 year old. Jim told her that it was OK because he loved her so much. However,he felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity too. Jim looked Sandy in her eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant. I hope you can deal with that once we are married. Sandy said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant-sized penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they quickly engaged in some heavy foreplay, touching, teasing, holding one another. No sooner than Sandy put her hands in Jim's trousers to fondle his penis she removed them and ran from the room screaming! Jim, somewhat mystified, ran after her. Once he caught up with her he asked, "What's the problem?" She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant." Jim replied, "It is ... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches long." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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FUNNY!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by chapparo (12.14.2000 10:16:50 AM EST) This is the funniest thing i have ever read. This is a great joke everybody should get a copy of this. Chapparo

Kaptain Aypes 2 cents (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.16.2000 8:30:51 PM EST) I dont like that joke very much. P.S. That man was me! -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!! <^>(0żo)<^> SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!

Joke sucks now (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (11.09.2000 4:42:02 AM EST) Funny only once. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

LOL! (0 replies) started by sweetiepeach (11.03.2000 3:45:47 PM EST) Good one, Jul! :) ~SweetiePeach~

The Shit (0 replies) started by ebr83 (11.01.2000 9:44:33 PM EST) Goofball the dam site on the web today.

heres a joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.30.2000 10:00:19 PM EST) their were three men going in to a bar. the name of the bar is suzies legs. well one night the bartender decided to have a mid night special and one of the three guys comes walking in and askes for the special. the bartender said to him "well its not 12 yet so wait out side then come back in at 12 and ill give you the special. so he goes out to wait. then the second guy comes in also looking for the midnight special and he askes for it. he had gotten the same answer as the first guy, so he went out side to wait. then the third guy is coming around the corner to go in to get his special and he asks the guys what they were waiting for and they both answer " we are waiting for suzies legs to open so we can get a drink.

Hah (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.29.2000 4:55:24 PM EST) I never told this story to anyone! How did you guys find out about my schlong?

I have requested my user name and password (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.29.2000 11:45:55 AM EST) a number of times without a response from Goofball.com. I have not received a reply and would like one so that I may get online. Thank you Chris Laustrup

hmmm reminds me of someone ... (0 replies) started by daveminster (10.28.2000 9:01:46 PM EST) see title for details

ooooooooollllllllllllllld (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (10.28.2000 1:47:45 AM EST) very old, seen it HERE a million times!

not again (2 replies) started by samiland (10.28.2000 0:10:13 AM EST) ONCE AGAIN ANOTHER REPEAT!!!!

First.... (0 replies)   started by mizike (10.28.2000 0:09:06 AM EST) and thats all I have to say about that one. I think I'm gonna puke...

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