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Condolence Call

By: VirtualJulPublished: 10/08/2000
 
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Sade lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant.

The first night there, she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lace panties.

He in his birthday suit, looking at her he asks, "Why the black panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knows he's not getting lucky that night.

The following night the same scenario. She's standing there with the black panties on and he is in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?"

He replies, "I want to offer my condolences.

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    Funny (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.08.2000 6:08:15 PM EST)

    funny but real real real real real real (smack to side of head) old

    Funny, but (0 replies)
    started by SuzieQ
    (10.08.2000 5:59:24 PM EST)

    old, really old

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    started by punanimuncher
    (10.08.2000 12:49:34 PM EST)

    That was funny but do you not have any original jokes as I have heard it before.

    Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.

    rerun.. (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (10.08.2000 4:25:20 AM EST)

    that joke was on this site a while ago,c'mon peoples.

    "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

    Hehe.... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.08.2000 1:52:30 AM EST)

    I feel your pain.. :)


    ThË §ûÏçîÐê KïÑG He just keeps going, and going, and going....

    And thats.... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.08.2000 1:21:55 AM EST)

    a funny ass joke.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    THAT IS GOOD (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.08.2000 0:44:32 AM EST)

    I NEVER SAW IT COMING GREAT WORK

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    started by cristina78
    (10.08.2000 0:20:03 AM EST)

    Great Jul!
    LMAO!!!

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