The Wedding Night
By: Seaweedy	Published: 11/14/2000
Harry was sensitive about his wooden leg and afraid no woman would have him. He was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage. He couldn't bring himself to tell his fiancé about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I've got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly. The wedding night came and went, and the young couple was at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don't forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride. Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife's hand on the stump. "Hmmmmm," she said softly, "That is a surprise. Pass me the Vaseline and I'll see what I can do." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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KaP'N Aype's 2 cents (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.14.2000 6:47:44 PM EST) Stumps creep me out... i dont know why but i never wanna go to war and have to see anyone with a stump for a hand, arm, leg, etc. P.S. that was ok... but i wouldnt tell that joke to anyone. the thought of a stump for a leg gives me the chills. -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch <^>(0¿o)<^>

this joke sucks!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.14.2000 2:19:45 PM EST) Next time you should put something worth reading up on the screen

hmm (0 replies) started by brucewolcott (11.14.2000 9:57:59 AM EST) oil up the woody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fun with Amputees! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.14.2000 1:41:14 AM EST) Everything after that would be a dissapointment to her. ;-) The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

SHE MUST HAVE (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.14.2000 0:40:14 AM EST) REALLY GOT AROUND BEFORE SHE FOUND HIM

Grease up, baby... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.14.2000 0:14:02 AM EST) Time to hump the stump! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Uhhhh.... (0 replies)   started by mizike (11.14.2000 0:00:58 AM EST) some jokes are better left unposted. Goofballs are better than blue balls.

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