Sex Education
By: PortaJon	Published: 12/17/2000
Ed asks his ten year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. "Oh Dad," he sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven, I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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thats bullshit... (0 replies) started by qwerty40 (06.11.2001 9:42:34 AM EST) the best to learn about sex was through reading sensible books that told the truth in a practical and a scientific ( - as in biology books and books specifically made for children/teenagers) manner. Its really a pathetic sight to see an ignorant teenager who only knows shit they perceive from pop TV. That sort of ignorance is damaging. Pornography, however, is no doubt damaging for children... and younger teenagers. I mean I personally would definitely properly freak out if I, as a 11-14 year old, saw a double peneteration then another beutiful woman sucks on the cock when its been in selected places for a facial. My head would blow up. Psychological research has found that soft porn, however, is more damaging than showing what "happens". I personally feel that teenagers whould watch porn because its safer than practising it for real, learn and are no longer curious. No book however has ever gone into detail about lust which is something schools don't ever mention in their sex education classes which is probably the most important factor of sex because without it you wouldn't want to do it. Plus if you see most sex ed videos you will notice that is only the boy who desires and lusts sex and the girl doesn't. / whoa this marijuana sure does make you type alot.

kaz (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.27.2001 3:45:40 PM EST) i lernt about the birds and the bees from the internet porn sites

I learn about the birds &bees by... (0 replies) started by duck888 (01.18.2001 11:58:04 AM EST) watching hours of porn and practicing it on a female classmate.

never been told (1 reply) started by grandmaster2000 (12.28.2000 5:09:46 PM EST) I havn't heard the birds and the bees. Thank god my parents didn't tell me and thank god for the internet to show me what sex is! =================================== Of cource George Bush got Mexican's working for him. He's from a rich Texan family, he probably used to having them work for him!

WHY DO THEY (2 replies)   started by donut38 (12.17.2000 0:09:59 AM EST) CALL IT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES SEX IS SEX IT SHOULD BE KEPT SIMPLE TO TELL YA THE TRUTH I HAVE NEVER SEEN BIRDS OR BEES "DOING IT" ??????

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