The Bedroom Statue
By: Robnoxious	Published: 12/10/2000
A woman was in bed with her lover, Steve, when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue." "What's this honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Cheswicks bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us, too." No more was said about the statue -- not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk. "Here," he said to the 'statue'. "Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Cheswicks for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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So Old (0 replies) started by biffo99 (12.14.2000 11:12:28 AM EST) Why do some sorry bastards get a kick out of changing the names and believing they have a new joke ?? Robnoxious has posted some good stuff, why bother digging up the dead.... unless he is into necrophilia ??

thats nutty... (0 replies) started by cspimp (12.12.2000 10:27:28 PM EST) ...i wonder if he got cold? Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

????? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.12.2000 6:15:05 PM EST) i don't get it

ok... (0 replies) started by prettyangel (12.10.2000 2:58:03 PM EST) im not trying to criticise, really, im not, but i swear i have seen this joke on goofball 5 or maybe 6 times... please GOD... get some new material!!!!! its funny and everything, but really its old. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

not too bad (0 replies) started by Luckyladyinlove69 (12.10.2000 12:01:08 PM EST) GET REAL I STOOD SIX DAYS AND SEVEN NIGHTS> I guess Im an official cookie.

Good one, Rob (0 replies) started by obiwan (12.10.2000 10:21:09 AM EST) Very funny. E-chuta!

Give It Up, Dammit!!! (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.10.2000 8:54:42 AM EST) Is it just me, or was this lame mother fucking excuse for a joke posted on this website not even two freakin' months ago! Who the hell writes this fucking shit anyway?!?!?!

whatever happened to (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (12.10.2000 2:29:34 AM EST) hiding under the bed or jumping out the window?

My wife got a statue like that... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.10.2000 0:42:07 AM EST) I could swear the first time I saw it, it had a hard on! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

AND HIS WIFE DIDN`T MISS HIM (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.10.2000 0:07:14 AM EST) FOR THREE DAY`S OH YEAH I FORGOT SHE WAS BUSY WITH THE CURRENT STATUE

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